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as i blog i am watching top model. its the poo end of season episode where tyra goes through all the 'wonderous' moments from the cycle. tyra really makes me angry and FIERCE as all she ever talks about is herself. that bitch needs a blog... am i right am i right (please imagine whilst reading this with a pout and black gal hand gesture).

Tonight i washed my hair; it had been 6 days. Mummy jenitlekins purchased me a new afro comb today from coles!! my old one had mould in it. she didnt buy the whole 'it adds body jen god' excuse :( however, it de-tangles like a gasmic drream!)
it was also time to wash my hair as this arv my father, to whom is becoming alot more visual with age, told me that the clear johnson & johnson talcum power line down my part looked like severe dandruff. this is embarrassing as i had been at uni all day and being me, the penis magnet that i am, i clearly conversed with many a men. This also reminds me to share that when i went to the loo at unz to adjust my top knot, i bent down to pick up ma baggette (after hair alterations obviously) and stabbed my head into the paper towel spikey riper offerer. trez painful!

ive also decided to state that i now h8 'noted fashion photographer' nigel barker. and miss j WHO IS CLEARLY SICK OF ACTING LIKE A WOMEN NOW like hello you are not shocking me with your huge expanding sleeves.

RUBY is about to start on the 'style network'. mumma and i luv watching this. however of course the only other person called ruby in the world is a morbidly obese whale from savvannah georgia! but snaps for ruby babe, i mean trying to lose like 600 pounds is hard. i can relate. i had to do this with my chin, it was chronically large. i was really sensitive about it. people used to facebook comment me and prank call me about it all the time!! FML



i like to pretend that i am her and jenitle is my dog (RIP lucy) who i carry around.. weird yes
okay time to go and enjoy the television even more!!! goodnight cyber world