Wednesday, April 7, 2010

KNEE HOW

well hello there,
i thought i would be really kewl and sheepeqsue and create a blog! i feel that i have one too many thoughts, frustrations and sexual urges trapped in my funny fat kid physique. also making a blog seems to get intense acknowledgement on facebook JEALOUS!

Today i organised my life. By this i mean i purchased shares in the stock market (investing if you care to know, in a company that produces ointment) and also purchased my return ticket from south africa. I did not know that you need one to get into the country to begin with. the idiot lady from india called Nasala in canberra did not want to help me the 5 times i rang about my visa. bitch.
I also learnt today that i am being tax'd ridykulously because of my 'two jobs'. In case you were wondering I scoop icecream for a living. And protect art with a radio. I was recently promoted with... AN EARPIECE wwwwwowoowowowow. trez sheek
Its bad enough that parents tell there children "dont touch the elk otherwise that big lady will through you out" but now my hard, gender earned savings are being taken by the gov. AND i have a huge muscle on my left arm from scoopin
anyway
my life is now organised for the day i think. however earlier my father told me to cut off my hair as it apparently is a 'fuzzed as a wizards beard'.
i must do this this week.

i hope now that i am a-one with the blogging community that they will in fact be more positive in the future!

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