cat nipples

hello internet!
i havent blogged in like woah almost a whole week. something quite thrilling has just occured and i thought to myself 'WHO would actually care about me ripping off rufus's (my sweet genically skin challenged cat)nipple?'. Im sure no ones does but since i just made a facebook status about it and have had only a comment from lucy about it (bullied her into it so it didnt have to be deleted due to lack of interest) im going to write about it on here.
SOOO there i was with willie (father) at the dinner table. we had just finished our delicious pork chop meal and had rufus nuzzling my lap and overhanging breasts. THEN shock horror! suddenly i felt something! *inserts scream in background*. it was a 'tick'. Could i let my sweet feline friend of 11 years die on my lap? NO.
Willie and i then commenced to pin down rufus by all fours whilst i squeenzed at the tick. this did not work. finally i had to clamp it with my finger and rip away!
it was fabulous! like a furry black seseame seed!
you may be thinking ruby what the funk? i am also doing the same as im quite embarassed by this idiot blog that has taken 10 solid minutes to write.

you will also be interested to know that i am now deleting my facebook post as in 18 minutes it has recieved NO COMMENTS! my post this on FML.com as its like such a hilar n embaz thing to happen. ha kidz gay
OKAY bye bye